September 20, 2010

The Fifty Nine Dollar Bagel

   

   The culinary world is filled with delights that lighten the wallet.   At $99, there is the Double Truffle Hamburger at DB Bistro Moderne in Manhattan. http://www.danielnyc.com/dbbistro.html  Then there is the $1,000,  Grand Opulence Sundae at New York's Serendipity.  http://www.serendipity3.com/ Crave pizza? How about a $1,000 a pie (or $125 a slice)  a 12-inch thin crust, at Nino's Bellissima in Manhattan. http://ninospositano.com/   What could be next you ask.  Well now in my hometown of Brooklyn, New York there is actually a $59.00 Bagel. 

     How I came across this culinary curiosity is quite a story, and its starts with of all people Paula Deen.  Know for her down home southern cooking, one of Paula's favorite recipes is for her Southern Fried Chicken.  Its ingredients are rather simple, the preparation and cooking time underwhelming.  It provided an enticing welcome for any would be chefs.  Lets review the recipe for a moment.



Southern Fried Chicken Ingredients:
4 eggs
1/3 cup water
1 cup hot red pepper sauce
2 cups self-rising flour
1 teaspoon pepper
House Seasoning - 1 cup salt , 1/4 cup black pepper,  1/4 cup garlic powder
2 1/2-pound chicken, cut into pieces
Oil, for frying, preferably peanut oil

     What, you may ask,  does this have to with a $59.00 bagel? Well there are a few more ingredients that will put this all together for you.  First, there are my in-laws Allan and Marcia who decided to tackle this recipe for kicks this past Sunday.  The first call I fielded from them had to do whether they needed to use peanut oil in the Paula's recipe. Not knowing the recipe simply preferred peanut oil, I advised them to follow the recipe as it reads, if Paula says peanut oil its peanut oil.  They next questioned  the use of 1 cup of hot sauce.  My answer, if Paula says a cup of hot sauce, its a  cup of hot sauce.  I didn't mind the questions at all since no one in my house was talking to me that afternoon anyway.  A few hours later, the question concerned the importance of frying in oil at 350 degrees.  I told the in-laws that the temperature of the oil is crucial, and you cannot (as Marcia offered) just wait for the oil to boil.  I suggested they stop by the local general store for a cheap oil (or candy) thermometer.  It seemed at this point that they were mere hours away from a true Southern treat.


     When the phone rang a few hours later, my father-in-law was on the phone in distress.  The chicken was a natural disaster, so salty it was inedible.  It was resting comfortably at the bottom of the trash bin.

     What went wrong you ask? Well, there is a difference between "season your chicken" and dip in egg batter, and "dip your chicken in the seasoning" and then dip in egg batter.  Marcia must have been having  "shake-n-bake"  flashbacks, and since Paula's House Seasoning is basically two-thirds salt.....well.

 
Southern Fried Chicken Ingredients:
4 eggs  ($1.08)
1/3 cup water  (free)
1 cup hot red pepper sauce  ($1.36)
2 cups self-rising flour  (.40)
1 teaspoon pepper (.10)
House Seasoning - 1 cup salt  (.64), 1/4 cup black pepper  ($1.61), 1/4 cup garlic powder  ($1.46)
2 1/2-pound chicken, cut into pieces  ($8.00) *they fancy free range chicken 
Peanut oil ($14.95)
Oil thermometer ($29.95) *they went for the battery operated one

Total Cost - $59.45 (prices based on Shoprite Online)
    
    Oh well, its only a chicken, and by the way............ Allan enjoyed the bagel he had for dinner.


   Afterword:  Before discovering the error of their ways the in-laws tried the recipe again, changing from kosher salt, which they believed to be the culprit for the initial fiasco, to table salt on the second try.  No difference the second chicken was trashed as well. It was then through forensic questioning that I uncovered the error of their ways.  




  


August 20, 2010

When Is It Okay To Kiss Your Receptionist And Bring Her Home After Work?

Father and Daughters


That's what we call a catch phrase in the business.  My daughters continue to put me through life changes.  First Jackie is going off to college, and this week Samantha worked with me at the office.  It really is a remarkable feeling when you see your kids start to take their places in the world.  I still get torn between treating them as my little girls, and then treating them like little women, but I figure by the time Joelle is 30 (17 more years) I should have this letting go thing down pat.

I'm gonna watch you shine
Gonna watch you grow
Gonna paint a sign
So you'll always know
As long as one and one is two
There could never be a father
Who loved his daughter more than I love you

Paul Simon - Father and Daughter

August 18, 2010

Daddy Are We There Yet?

Daddy Are We There Yet?


What's your rush? We just got started.
Just relax, we will be there before you know it.
Close you eyes, take a nap and let Daddy drive.
Okay, I'll close my eyes, take a nap and let you drive.
I can't relax, are we really there already?
I can't believe we got here so fast, it feels like we just left.
Yes honey, I guess we are here.
No, I'm not really sad, just proud.

August 17, 2010

This Wish Is For You!

The Wish - Joseph Gillette

I just wanted to express my thanks to everyone who attended "Joe's Birthday Bash To Bash Cancer".  As you know, all money raised at the "Bash" is being donated in support of my Aunt Lorraine.  I spoke with her today and she was truly touched by all the postcards I forwarded to her from all of you.  The emotions  in her voice made all the efforts for the "Bash" worthwhile.  I wish I could have shared that moment with all of you. In any event, thanks again for your generosity and as you can see from the photo above.....my best wish is for you.

Travel Blog: Joe's Birthday Bash To Bash Cancer - Cyclone Stadium In Coney Island

Travel Blog: Joe's Birthday Bash To Bash Cancer - Cyclone Stadium In Coney Island